If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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