So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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