Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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