So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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