Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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