i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
this is an emotional support booty call
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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