I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She's the barista slut.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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