so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So vagazzling was a success
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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