just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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