he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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