There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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