Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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