Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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