I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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