I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I think your dad took our porno
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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