I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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