I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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