You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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