My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Boobs speak an international language.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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