We're like a lot better than the average bears
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
worst night to have a conscience
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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