Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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