butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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