yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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