Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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