he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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