Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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