I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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