did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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