You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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