Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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