it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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