So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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