bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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