Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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