Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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