He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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