I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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