i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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