There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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