she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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