normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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