why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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