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I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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