i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
false alarm. still invincible.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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