Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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