What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
