god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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