Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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