1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
hotel room ftw
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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