Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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