She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
How external is "for external use only"?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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