: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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