Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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